FAMOUS FICTIONAL MARATHONERS

Sometimes, you just say something on the run in a funny tone and it spurs a wealth of imaginary marathoning . . . Can you guess these fictional marathon finishers from their mid-race mantras? Click on the clue links for the answers. “Could I BE any more exhausted?” [clue: He’s …

REST IN PEACE

Kelly: It’s pretty much the worst when someone tells me I can’t run. I mean, when someone tells me I can’t do anything, it makes me immediately want to do that thing—snack, sleep, you get the picture. But not running is the absolute worst. It makes me feel bloated, restless, and it …